The long and the short of ANTM

Oops, I did it again!  I let my curiosity get the better of me and I Googled the latest season of America’s Next Top Model, even though we’re only up to episode 3 in Australia. In cycle 13 Tyra’s up to her usual tricks and has rounded up, like a herd of cattle, America’s most psychologically unstable, abused, disillusioned and narcissistic beautiful women. However, the formula was getting a bit, well, formulaic, so Tyra’s thrown a spanner in the works, restricting the competition to women 5’6” and under.

Whether it’s her intention or not, Tyra’s show proves short models look just like tall models in photos. It’s only when you put a short person next to a tall person that you fully realise the extent of their height. The Navi looked much more impressive in Avatar when standing next to the puny humans, didn’t they?

So for winner Nicole (below), all she needs to do to secure a stellar career is avoid standing in close proximity to Daria Werbowy and keep her mouth shout, a la fellow shortie Kate Moss.

ANTM winner Nicole

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